Time

They say time waits for no one, and I know that this is true It bothers me somewhat when there’s so much I want to do You cannot slow it down, it’s endless walk along the sands A never ending trek that pays no mercy to your plans And if you take too long to […]

Goats, Kids and Naughty Children

It was mid Saturday morning, in a noisy crowded supermarket. Busy shoppers bustled, pushing their laden trolleys, up and down the well-stocked aisles, hunting for the shelves that held the foods they wanted to buy. When above the general din came a loud unruly child’s voice. “I want sweets!” demanded little Harry at the top […]

Jack and the Friendly Aliens

My name is Jack And soon you will see Amazing adventures That happened to me I’ve written them down Here for you to view And maybe some day It’ll happen to you! I was out in my garden Riding round on my bike But the ground was too bumpy Not flat, how I like When […]

Jokes to Brighten Your Day

There was a man who entered a local paper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it. Tip of the day: If you’re […]

Before You Drive on a Motorway

Fatigue Before you drive on a motorway you should make sure you are in a fit state of health, and are well rested, not tired. Fatigue is a major cause of accidents on the motorway, because of the nature of the road. Journeys can be long and monotonous. If you do start to feel tired […]